For those in the field, it's a well understood problem, with a number of competing possible explanations.
Over the last few decades, researchers in the area of Claus Present Delivery have collected large amounts of data about what presents are delivered, and over what time period. Many questions remain, however. One of the great unexplained mysteries is how one being can, and does, deliver as many presents as have been counted each year.
There are a number of competing theories.
Some of the most popular, amongst the current leading researchers, rely on variants of the so-called Slave Labour premise. At the heart of the Slave Labour premise is the idea that, in order to achieve the amount of work recorded by experiments, and get all presents delivered, there must be "helpers" - proxies which perform the tasks required to get the presents delivered which are not, in fact, Santa Claus themselves. While details differ, the basic concept is the same... if Santa Claus doesn't have the time to complete the observed tasks himself, then someone or something else must be "helping", the argument goes.
Koster claims to have solved Einstein's Quantum Field equations in a way that allows for Santa Claus to be in more than one chimney at the same time
Other theories also invoke the concept of a technological solution. Some form of matter transference, proponents say, could explain the observed abilities. Opponents of the "Beam Me Up Scottie" theory, however, point to the wealth of drunk milk and cookie crumble evidence that points towards the existence of a personal delivery service. As Kris Watkins from the European North Pole Research Centre explains: "Why? No one has given any credible motive for a being such as Santa Claus using matter transference technology to remove milk and cookie matter from its target delivery addresses, just to fool their targets into thinking that he had personally visited them. I don't think anyone would need Santa to pretend - and I don't see any evidence that points to the fact that he does".
But ISS has a new idea, that promises to get a few tongues wagging. They point to Quantum Mechanics as the missing link in the theory, that no one else has considered yet.
At the Conference of Global Christmas Research Professionals, last week, George Koster of ISS revealed the team's new findings. While the details are complicated - basically, Koster claims to have solved Einstein's Quantum Field equations in a way that allows for Santa Claus to be in more than one chimney at the same time. More importantly, depending on your relative point of view, rather than seeing himself as being in more than one place at the same time - Santa Claus himself would simply see time as passing very slowly, therefore allowing him to complete his deliveries, from his personal point of view, in sequence.
This duel chimney/time nature of the energy that makes Christmas present delivery possible, is set to rock the world of Santa Studies. It is already being hailed as ground-breaking work and many are predicting a rash of new present delivery field solutions, on the back of Koster's announcement.
In an interesting twist, however, Sara Beacham, of the Telling Everyone The Secret Foundation used Koster's talk at last week's conference, as an opportunity to push her own, longer-standing, theory.
In a move seen by many as improper - Beacham took the floor during question time at Koster's lecture and started explaining to the audience why the new field equation solutions actually predicted many of the same things as her own favourite theory - known as The Secret.
According to eye witnesses at the lecture, Beacham spoke for more than 10 minutes, explaining to the other audience members the way in which the theory she has been helping to develop is supported by these new findings. "The theory" she is referring to is, of course, "The Secret".
She was heard to say "all of this Quantum stuff... that's what Rhonda and I have been talking about, all these years - all that we have ever accomplished or attained has been done in full accordance with this most powerful law".
While Beacham's behaviour was frowned upon, the connection between the mathematics of the Claus Time theory and The Secret is clear. Watch The Secret video (here) and you'll see for yourself... all of the same things that are shown to make it possible to control your own life's outcome - using the power of Quantum Mechanics and its non-local interactions - also make it possible for Santa Claus to deliver all of his presents, on time.
It's a remarkable connection - and while we don't believe in marketing other people's wares here at Beyond the Science, we think that maybe - while remembering the recent discovery of the clear connection between The Secret and Santa Claus - you would enjoy watching The Secret's Video Preview page.
Rhonda Byrde, also of IIS, is understood to be preparing a paper on the connection between Santa Claus and The Secret, as this post goes live. We will follow up with more details, here at Beyond the Science, as they come to light.